This is a hilarious video currently circulating of a police officer (Cop) rescuing a woman from a house fire. The trouble is that it isn't her house that's burning, but her next door neighbours. The cop in his haste to get the occupant out of the property lamely smashes the windows in with his baton, before leaving the bewildered owner to go on and help the real fire victim. Comedy.

Excuse the lack of updates this week, I've been busy thinking of ways to make the site even better - sign up for the forum, post what you want without stupid moderators!!!

This guy, perhaps a little frustrated during his round of mini golf, unleashes a drive. The unfortunate cyclist, with impeccable comedy timing, rides by, only to take the full force of the ball. Comedy gold.

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A funny video of a guy who falls for one of the oldest tricks in the book. Holding a bag of plaster above your head (like you do), he never sees this coming! Hilarious.

Life can go back to normal. Louis Walsh can stop his big love up. And the world can now go about its business once again. John and Edward (Jedward) have finally been voted off the X-factor. Whilst they were the most talentless, annoying and frankly worst examples of Xfactor - they have provided many hours of ridiculous clips. In fact, they were so shit...it defies words.

This page is a video homage to shit haircuts, ghostbusters songs, bad Robbie Williams covers and the fact that I have been exposed to this utter pants for a part of my life.

Love Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2? Love it too much? This kid is probably one of the worst examples of my fellow countrymen in the UK. Bad hair, bad teeth and totally out of touch with reality. After a 17 hours gaming marathon he has a tantrum, his face covered in milk and punches the wall. But its ok, because he doesn't care.

This video must have passed me by, but this is a classic presidential cock up by Obama. Though Kanye West is indeed a "jackass", a George Bush esque sound-bite is all to apparent in Obama's face as it dawns on him that he let his guard down!

Classic bit of tape though, and pretty much confirms the general feeling for West.

This really cool French video (Superbus - Ça Mousse) is doing the rounds right now. Pretty much a demonstration of cool and chic, so much lacking from the trash faux-American style everyone in the UK is trying to emulate at the moment.

Channel 3's 3D week has a mixed line-up of shows - all of which require 3D glasses which can be picked up for free from Sainsbury's branches.

The shows on offer (don't get too excited):

Turns offs:
Paul O'Grady Show in 3D - No thank you.

The Queen in 3D - Worthy reproduction of her Coronation, but not an audience puller. Fail.

The Greatest Ever 3D Moments - A classic piece of rubbish television, no doubt fronted by nobodies talking about nothing of note...avoid.

Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus 3D Concert - Perhaps one for the kids, but surely catering to a big adult audience with a mainstream band would be a worthwhile investment of time. Kings of Leon, U2, Coldplay etc? This listing makes me want to burn my TV.

T4 In 3D - Imagine all those annoying presenters, their unfunny jokes, bad interviews in glorious 3D. Avoid this crap like the plague.

Worth Watching:
Derren Brown in 3D - Whilst he is whoring himself for every second of airtime these days, his show will probably be the most interesting and "original" from the Channel 4 3D line-up.

Flesh For Frankenstein in 3D - With a rating of just 5.6/10 on imdb, this isn't going to be a classic. However, this unusual adaptation should prove interesting enough for 90 minutes.

Friday the 13th Part 3 in 3D - This ranks at 5.1 on imbb so another very middle of the road horror offering from Channel 4 here. Still, there is a bit of interest around the whole series, and its 100 times more interesting that Paul O'Grady or the Queen in 3D...

Overall it seems like more than a let down - a 3D week is a great idea - but the fact is the programming is largely abysmal!!

This bizarre "art" video, following the life of a dog poo. A arse heart warming tale. So if you are bored, have had your fill of poo pictures, watch this strange movie!

Two bizarre videos today. The top, the latest in a string of oddities to emerge from Indian TV. And having watched that, you might as well watch the now classic "Little Indian Boy Dancing". What a strange world we live in.

World of Warcraft has brought to us many great things. Guys stroking themselves to elses, a place for Michael Jackson to be himself and a reason to throw a big tantrum because mom has cancelled your account. Priceless.

There's a couple of strange things about this video. Ultimately it's nasty, The Green Mile nasty, make no mistake. But there's the guy chuckling at the beginning and no-one really goes all out to haul the man off the roof of the carriage. And the consequences...well...horrible.

*Sorry about the video going missing recently, I have fixed this now!

I'm still amazed that Haye managed to beat Valuev. A classic boxing match, and rightly billed as "David and Goliath".

A collection of drunk photos from the UK/Britain and England. As the photos show, we have a collective problem. Binge drinking, pissed, wankered, drunken skunk, call it what you will. This is a tribute to all of these alcoholics, probably long since lost to the sober world. Guys, what were you thinking? Girls, your daddy will not be impressed!

50" TV - A clear demonstration of a man's right to a small penis.

iPhone - The key to celibacy is showing off your latest app to girls (ok, your sister).

Xbox 360 - Is a worthless piece of constantly breaking technology.  My two are now door stoppers.

Pager - I nearly fell over when I saw someone using one the other day. 

Microwave - If you want your food soggy and tasting of the plastic container it came in, look no further.

Clock radio with a CD/ipod player - How much pre-planning do you morons need for an alarm call?

Flying bug/helicopter things - great until you try to control them...they go up, no particular direction and then crash and break.  All for £30.

Wireless keyboards/mice - "oh the battery ran out...hum..." *fetches wired alternative.

Faux Leather car seat covers - Name says it all. (though not strictly a gadget)

Bluetooth Headset - How to look like an obnoxious fool with your mobile phone.

USB Cup Warmer - Liquid near electrics, great idea.

Anything adorned with the words "ideal gift", "father's day", "stocking filler"...do me a favour, donate the money towards supporting terrorism.

Do you have shit soaps in your country?

I guarantee they're not half as bad as the UK.  (Australia aside, Neighbours and Home and Away, jeeeeeeeesus.)

I don't watch soaps, but I caught twenty minutes of the festering mess that Coronation Street is this evening.  Suffice to say I wanted to contract a swift terminal illness for a large chunk of that time.

Mind numbing, intellect sapping effluence.  Maybe that should be the advertising lure?

This pile of utter donkey fart apparently gets viewing figures in the millions - people actually tune in to watch this shite?  It's almost as bad as Xfactor, although it's not half as well acted or scripted.

I mean this is a show that has a DVD out for Christmas showcasing the bizarre exploits of a man who clearly has a learning difficulty, with him wife (who's actually a man) on holiday...in Romania. Give me a break.  You cannot make this shit up.

I often wonder whether I am in the Truman show and this is all just a great test of my patience with humanity.

The tech news today is the official launch date for the iPhone on Orange for UK customers has been announced as being the 10th November 2009.  This comes just a matter of weeks after it was revealed that the near monopoly with the 02 network would be ending.

Having played with other peoples iPhone's there is no denying that is is a step forward in mobile technology.  But as someone who also has a softspot for the excellent Blackberry, with all of its proven features, what should my next upgrade be?  My big fear is that I get a cool slick iPhone in a couple of weeks only to discover that everyone has one (in pink, yellow, blue and orange) and I look like an utter sheep.  Or perhaps this is the marketing genius of Apple products?


I have been scouring the internet almost looking for reasons to not get an iPhone, though most of the complaints seem to stem from the Apple hate mob, or those who haven't tried the iPhone 3GS - which is incidentally described as "outstanding".  Indeed most of the moans and groans seemed to be around the device being restricted to a network or pricing structures, things I imagine are largely out of Apple's hands knowing that Microsoft are regularly fined in Europe for anything anti-competitive.

I suppose I'll have to get one...call me a fanboy...sticks and stones...