This week Britain's Got Talent kicked off. So out come the disabled, poor and general knuckle draggers of our society to dance with their dogs and inbred children. In Russia though, the show is a little different. Watch as these two superstars build up to a dangerous climax, an attempt to shoot a can off one contestants head goes...well...rather wrong.

This great clip of an Australian man doing a great vicious dog impression has been circulating lately. Interviewed on a local news channel, his description, pitch and clarity of the dog in question is second to none. Suffice to say, he is now to be found in the hall of fame of internet meme's, avatars and gifs for eternity.

There's something incredibly amusing about somebody setting up their webcam to pose, prepare the iron the begin pumping and then destroy mommy's precious fish tank. Not so cool now punk. Get back to Glee club.

If it looks like water, you happen to be in your swimming gear, and everyone seems overly keen for you to dive in..the chances are you are going to face plant horrifically.  I'm happy to tell you that the unfortunate "swimmer" only suffered awful injuries and is expected to receive their new brain soon.

There are fewer things funnier on a Saturday morning than seeing a fat man do gymnastics. Not only that, in a public place, this porky gentleman decides he needs to do a backflip. Like you do. Suffice to say, he falls flat on his face, gravity, as they say, is a bitch. Fail.

This college fool almost gets a sex-change after a rocket gets lodged in his trousers. He was very fortunate not to have a new asshole depth charged into his body.

What with the current snow "gripping" the UK I thought I'd dig out a funny video of these idiots trying to tow a car. Watch as the truck gets totally destroyed by their inability to take their time and tie a rope in the right place. Imagine explaining this to your insurance agency!

Here's a collection of more snow driving fails for your entertainment:

Not sure whether to laugh or cry? I know that feeling, and probably so does the cameraman as well. It must have seemed like a good idea to get your disabled friends to go down the escalator backwards - that is until one man at the top rolls the entire way down, in a bouncing painful face first mess. Fail!

Guaranteed to be the strangest thing you will see today.  I give you "dancing Pedro".

This video is a catalogue of unfortunate events. The classic dress ripping from being stuck in the car door, to the stumble and fall with the cake. All whilst your son films your downfall knowing he can post it on the internet.

This is a hilarious video currently circulating of a police officer (Cop) rescuing a woman from a house fire. The trouble is that it isn't her house that's burning, but her next door neighbours. The cop in his haste to get the occupant out of the property lamely smashes the windows in with his baton, before leaving the bewildered owner to go on and help the real fire victim. Comedy.

Excuse the lack of updates this week, I've been busy thinking of ways to make the site even better - sign up for the forum, post what you want without stupid moderators!!!

This guy, perhaps a little frustrated during his round of mini golf, unleashes a drive. The unfortunate cyclist, with impeccable comedy timing, rides by, only to take the full force of the ball. Comedy gold.

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A funny video of a guy who falls for one of the oldest tricks in the book. Holding a bag of plaster above your head (like you do), he never sees this coming! Hilarious.

Life can go back to normal. Louis Walsh can stop his big love up. And the world can now go about its business once again. John and Edward (Jedward) have finally been voted off the X-factor. Whilst they were the most talentless, annoying and frankly worst examples of Xfactor - they have provided many hours of ridiculous clips. In fact, they were so shit...it defies words.

This page is a video homage to shit haircuts, ghostbusters songs, bad Robbie Williams covers and the fact that I have been exposed to this utter pants for a part of my life.

Love Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2? Love it too much? This kid is probably one of the worst examples of my fellow countrymen in the UK. Bad hair, bad teeth and totally out of touch with reality. After a 17 hours gaming marathon he has a tantrum, his face covered in milk and punches the wall. But its ok, because he doesn't care.

This video must have passed me by, but this is a classic presidential cock up by Obama. Though Kanye West is indeed a "jackass", a George Bush esque sound-bite is all to apparent in Obama's face as it dawns on him that he let his guard down!

Classic bit of tape though, and pretty much confirms the general feeling for West.

This really cool French video (Superbus - Ça Mousse) is doing the rounds right now. Pretty much a demonstration of cool and chic, so much lacking from the trash faux-American style everyone in the UK is trying to emulate at the moment.

This bizarre "art" video, following the life of a dog poo. A arse heart warming tale. So if you are bored, have had your fill of poo pictures, watch this strange movie!

Two bizarre videos today. The top, the latest in a string of oddities to emerge from Indian TV. And having watched that, you might as well watch the now classic "Little Indian Boy Dancing". What a strange world we live in.

World of Warcraft has brought to us many great things. Guys stroking themselves to elses, a place for Michael Jackson to be himself and a reason to throw a big tantrum because mom has cancelled your account. Priceless.