tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78551181608744710232024-02-19T04:52:29.385+00:00r10t3r = blog, funny pictures, weird videos, free games and lulzPosting lulz for the anon since god was young.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger102125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-68115151231507419112011-02-15T14:11:00.002+00:002011-02-15T14:14:07.631+00:00Berlusconi On Trial.He's the people's president, open admirer of the female form and the poster boy for elderly sex. But today it was announced Silvio Berlusconi is to stand trial for allegedly paying for sex and trying to get a certain girl (<br />
Karima el-Mahroug) bailed from prison for theft.<br />
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</div><div>The charge is "abuse of power". Not Overt Awesomeness as one might imagine.</div><div><br />
</div><div>Here are pictures of some (allegedly) Silvio's girls: Karima el-Mahroug, Noemi Letitzia, Barbara Matera, Camilla Ferranti, Mara Carfagna:</div><div><a href="http://img571.imageshack.us/i/facebookdikarimaelmahro.jpg/" target="_blank"><img border="0" src="http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/7529/facebookdikarimaelmahro.th.jpg" /></a><a href="http://img405.imageshack.us/i/karimam.jpg/" target="_blank"><img border="0" src="http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7060/karimam.th.jpg" /></a><a href="http://img706.imageshack.us/i/noemiletiziahalloweenpa.jpg/" target="_blank"><img border="0" src="http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8599/noemiletiziahalloweenpa.th.jpg" /></a><br />
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I could go on. Suffice to say Silvio has been a busy boy.<br />
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Holy crap what is the world coming to?<br />
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Andy Gray has been sacked for doing probably what every man has ever done at some point. I imagine everyone with a penis will be called in for a disciplinary at work on Monday. It's not as though he's asking her to fellate him. He at least had the decency to build up to that.<br />
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And poor old Richard Keys. How will he afford all those pies now?<br />
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Not sure what's worse...all this media bullshit - or the prospect of having to listen to Jamie Redknappe's match analysis. Sweet jesus, I think I played more games than him. Bloody sick-note. Nice work Sky. However, his wife Louise..<br />
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</div><div><ol><li>Halve MP's salaries. If they cannot live on £30,000 a year for doing a public service then they are in the wrong game. They can have the £60,000 when they take me up on my offer of a fight to the death.</li>
<li>Close every pointless council based job. Yes this means unemployment (<i>boo hoo get a real job</i>) but it also means having to look at one less surly moose-faced woman when you're trying to file a form on your lunchbreak.</li>
<li>Which brings me to my next point: needless form filling. Get rid of the people who file them and then the forms - make them electronic, but only after someone tells me why I need to tell the tax office how much I earn, every single day of my life. And they still get it wrong.</li>
<li>Close the half empty schools that are run down, dire and that nobody wants to send their kids to. Sell the land to "property developers" (<b>lolz</b>) and the remaining hot teachers to LA porn directors.</li>
<li>Get someone with a big stick to marshal town centres and get the idle fecks sat around doing something. Can someone tell me why every town centre is so busy on a weekday with Burberry clad Neanderthals?</li>
<li>The welfare state should not fund people with cold hard currency on a long term basis. The long term unemployed (anything over 7 days) should be issued with personal food and goods stamps, usable by them alone. Trading stamps for money will be punished with, say, a job! The unemployed should also be denied access to alcohol and cigarettes. They can however have free condoms, gym passes and toiletries.</li>
<li>This country needs to stop doing "roadworks". This is because we don't <i><b>do </b></i>roadworks in the UK, we do miles of cones, and two guys sat in a flashing maintenance Toyota Prius, in high visibility jackets doing sweet F A. I say: Get the fucking work done in a couple of hours with loads of workers instead of dragging this shit out by using private companies at great expense. And whilst you're at it, save the money on the guy who puts the speed limits above the motorway, what's the point?? I will drive at the speed limit until there is a queue ahead, that if I am stupid enough to plough into, I do not deserve to live.</li>
<li>Police cars. My local police station (<b><i>that is closed at the weekend; yes you read that right</i></b>) has no fewer than 10 (TEN) top of the range BMW cars on its car park for pursuing criminals. Hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of kit sat doing nothing half of the time, and when it is its pulling someone over for speeding or going through on an amber light. Big woop. Needless expense for no justifiable reason that I am certain is replicated around every police station around this miserable island.</li>
<li>Let's start pillaging again. If there was ever a time to re-build the empire it's now. Europe is either half asleep or shagging itself most of the time, Africa is a continent even the French colonised and America cannot defend itself from a man in a cave. We would be back in the black in no time and with new shoes, conscripts and bitches on tap.</li>
<li>We do not make use of our existing assets. Therefore we should rent the Queen out. Think of it like U2, The Police, Rolling Stones - imagine adding HRH Queen Elizabeth to that gig. It would make Michael Jackson's comeback tour look like a failure...oh wait...</li>
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</div><div><ol><li><b>Star Player Burnout</b> - We watch our favourite players performing all year round and the pressure on these guys to do amazing things every time they get the ball is immense. Remember Ronaldo in 1998, Totti in 2002, Rooney in 2006? Thought not. After a full domestic calendar and the genius fixture pile up that the World Cup presents, expect burn out, injuries and some misses from the big guns.</li>
<li><b>Dubious Refereeing Decisions</b> - Match fixing? Ask <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/may/16/lord-triesman-quits-bribery-claims" target="_blank">Lord Triesman</a>. What often ruins it for me is the lack of consistency in refereeing between nations. The Premier League referee will let more physical challenges pass, the La Liga official will hand out red cards for sneezing near an opposing player whilst the Latin American referees encourage the use automatic weapons. Expect to find yourself wondering what exactly "he gave that foul for" time and time again.</li>
<li><b>The Fifa Family</b> - Unfortunately, football is no longer for the fans. It's all about "networking", "corporate" and "commercial" gain. You will lose count of the amount of times you will hear the droning voices of Sepp Blatter and Michel Platini during the tournament and how we should be thankful that they make everything possible. In fact, the 2018 World Cup is expected to be awarded to their egos alone, so there's something else to look forward to.</li>
<li><b>The Pointless Fixtures</b> - The World Cup was great because it <i>was </i>a tournament of champions, team ethic and because of the sheer hard work needed to get there. Now, we must endure an expanded format including pub football teams just like the Champions League. This is not good, because it will only serve to humiliate teams like New Zealand. This tactic of expanding the qualification places has nothing to do with widening the appeal of the game, it's about selling TV rights and sponsorship in as many corners of the world as possible. How can this be in the interests of football or anyone?</li>
<li><b>South Africa</b> - I have nothing against South Africa, they are welcome to the World Cup largely on the understanding that they will return it. The fact is that they have bigger problems, massive poverty, huge social divisions, an AIDS epidemic and murders more frequent than they can be reported. "I know, let's take the diamond in the crown of world football there". Utterly, utterly moronic. Those who believe that "football will bring people together" are blinded by corporate greed rhetoric, and I invite you with this blinkered opinion to visit the areas in and around the gleaming stadiums a year after the final game is played.</li>
<li><b>Penalty Kicks</b> - So you've played countless qualifications games to make the World Cup, you've travelled thousands of miles, you've played through the Group Stages, Quarter finals, Semi's and you're in the final. It's a draw. And the best thing we've come up with after 150 years of football to resolve this is a penalty shoot-out?</li>
<li><b>Inescapable Punditry</b> - For the duration of the tournament, everyone you know will become a tactical genius and will know all about every player. You will not be able to read a magazine, turn the channel or take a dump without hearing every eventuality from every half-wit. No wonder suicides rockets after half an hours exposure to Andy Townsend/Stan Collymore/Adrian Chiles/Mark Lawrenson.</li>
<li><b>Emotional Roller coaster</b> - Your brain will trick you into thinking that your team are unbeatable. All of the genius punditry you've heard, the newspapers you've read and the bets you've placed will point towards certain victory. Your boys will score early reinforcing the visions, dreams and open top bus aspirations you envisage. Then comes the disallowed goal; "that was never handball in a million years ref." And then that goal that "must have been offside" rifles into the top corner in the 92nd minute. The world truly is against you.</li>
<li><b>The World Cup Diet</b> - You can be the healthiest person on the planet building up to the tournament. Celery, laxatives and a donkey punch for breakfast could be your routine. But come day 1 of the World Cup it will descend into a highly concentrated mix of gut swelling beer and complex carbohydrates. Sugary drinks, crisps, pizzas and ample BBQ's will see your cholesterol levels swing more than Andy Murray and your doctor uttering the words "morbidly obese" by the tournaments close. </li>
<li><b>Inevitability </b>- Much like the scene from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5m1A7zoIcc" target="_blank">the Matrix</a> there will come the moment where you realise that "your boys" are "just a bunch of useless, overpaid...." You will slam remote controls, angrily finish your beer and proclaim the referee a lover a children.</li>
</ol><div>So there it is, your World Cup is ruined.</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-85774125336051967752010-04-30T16:26:00.002+01:002010-04-30T16:26:40.484+01:00Pic: Cancer...or just an onion?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i44.tinypic.com/dy5f8l.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://i44.tinypic.com/dy5f8l.gif" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-40739304651046764462010-04-30T15:02:00.000+01:002010-04-30T15:02:08.501+01:00Pic: Female mouth closed<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i41.tinypic.com/fpbkuc.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://i41.tinypic.com/fpbkuc.jpg" width="388" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-91862377525140371592010-04-30T13:41:00.001+01:002010-04-30T13:42:12.928+01:00Blog: The UK election condensed.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i40.tinypic.com/j5cx8l.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="130" src="http://i40.tinypic.com/j5cx8l.jpg" width="200" /></a></div>1) UK election date set for May 6th.<br />
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2) David Cameron looks smug.<br />
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3) Gordon Brown unveils a faux smile.<br />
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4) Faux smile featured on Tory billboards.<br />
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5) David Cameron rolls up sleeves.<br />
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6) First ever live TV debates.<br />
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7) Nick Clegg looks smug.<br />
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8) Gordon Brown describes core vote as bigots<br />
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9) David Cameron looks smug.<br />
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10) Nick Robinson becomes most interviewed TV personality in history.<br />
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11) Assassination attempt on Gordon Brown as car crashes into bus stop next to him.<br />
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12) Did someone mention UKIP?<br />
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13) Ethnic minorities (SNP and Claid...) whinge and moan.<br />
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14) Parties do battle to out jargon each other.<br />
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15) Dimbleby/Snow/Robinson prepare to unveil the new fuhrer, live and uninterupted.<br />
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16) I send my postal vote.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-27303937698530212692010-04-20T13:17:00.003+01:002010-04-20T13:17:19.266+01:00Video: Russia's Got Talent.<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/94a_zDaN0bg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/94a_zDaN0bg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br />
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This week Britain's Got Talent kicked off. So out come the disabled, poor and general knuckle draggers of our society to dance with their dogs and inbred children. In Russia though, the show is a little different. Watch as these two superstars build up to a dangerous climax, an attempt to shoot a can off one contestants head goes...well...rather wrong.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-72199328853813587402010-04-19T10:39:00.002+01:002010-04-19T10:40:40.942+01:00Pic: Had an accident?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i40.tinypic.com/2yuai2x.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="483" src="http://i40.tinypic.com/2yuai2x.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />
What are friends for? Buying you a shit load of booze (no pun intended), encouraging you to gorge yourself on bowel loosening food and watching hell unleash itself. I cannot imagine the stink, and this is not the kind of accident that can be hand-washed in the guest bathroom. Still, it's not as though the whole internet can see it...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-57455332737995462752010-04-16T14:30:00.002+01:002010-04-16T14:30:47.989+01:00Video: Vicious dog man<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cZpm_9_PmYg&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cZpm_9_PmYg&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br />
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This great clip of an Australian man doing a great vicious dog impression has been circulating lately. Interviewed on a local news channel, his description, pitch and clarity of the dog in question is second to none. Suffice to say, he is now to be found in the hall of fame of internet meme's, avatars and gifs for eternity.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-76638550355562347832010-04-14T16:41:00.003+01:002010-04-14T16:42:13.477+01:00Video: Weight lifting FAIL<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Oedm5QP5BT8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Oedm5QP5BT8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br />
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There's something incredibly amusing about somebody setting up their webcam to pose, prepare the iron the begin pumping and then destroy mommy's precious fish tank. Not so cool now punk. Get back to Glee club.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-48281946842491006602010-04-09T14:32:00.000+01:002010-04-09T14:32:04.785+01:00Video: Swimming Fail<object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c05BaVD4nlY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c05BaVD4nlY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br />
If it looks like water, you happen to be in your swimming gear, and everyone seems overly keen for you to dive in..the chances are you are going to face plant horrifically. I'm happy to tell you that the unfortunate "swimmer" only suffered awful injuries and is expected to receive their new brain soon.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-14633455810591039622010-04-07T17:01:00.003+01:002010-04-07T17:09:15.506+01:00Blog: Wembley Stadium.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i43.tinypic.com/9sqlx4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="143" src="http://i43.tinypic.com/9sqlx4.jpg" width="200" /></a></div>I was lucky enough to go to Wembley Stadium in London last month. I say lucky. I mean the most unfortunate person in the fucking world. The reason is that it has been ruined by a bunch of cock smoking morons. I have been racking my brains. Hell, I have even been racking my penis to think of a good point about it. I got one.<br />
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<ol><li>The views are good.</li>
</ol><div>That's where to good points end. Wembley is marketed as being the shiny vagina of arenas to view sport it. The truth is they have nailed the view, but as an experience it is grim. Grimmer than being a child, on a canoe, in the deepest depths of Vietnam, with Gary Glitter paddling towards you.</div><div><br />
</div><div>The problems are numerous. Let me break them down.</div><div><br />
</div><div><ol><li>Wembley is in the middle of a shit-hole part of London. It's so bad that even the poorest African immigrants won't live here. Class A dump. It's like putting a diamond ring on a turd and leaving it to fester.</li>
<li>The arch is pointless. You will have about 3 seconds of gazing up, and you will not give it a second glance. Point. Less.</li>
<li>The outside of the stadium is featureless. Concrete. Bland. The consultation process for exterior styling was apparently done by the Auschwitz design team.</li>
<li>Just as you get inside the death camp; escalators. Some of these work. Some do not. There are platforms. These fill up like a fucking 1980's lemmings game. This causes crushing. It's a fucking nightmare.</li>
<li>There is not one member of staff that can speak English. I have nothing against anyone having a job, but when I ask for a drink I don't expect to get a bemused look and a doughnut. Incompetence of the highest order.</li>
<li>They have killed the atmosphere. The middle tier is entirely corporate. These people will be sucking each other off for most of whatever event you are at - you feel like you're on your own, looking at an empty stadium. </li>
</ol><div>Wembley is the biggest disappointment you are likely to experience. Don't waste your time, or your money there.</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-44596548443171296352010-03-31T16:57:00.001+01:002010-03-31T16:57:53.927+01:00Pic: "I think I have play doh in my vagina".<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i41.tinypic.com/i3x4w6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://i41.tinypic.com/i3x4w6.jpg" width="466" /></a></div>Perhaps I have lived a sheltered life. But then I know I grew up with the haunts that lemon party and tubgirl deliver, so perhaps this is tame in comparison. However, crass stupidity cannot be underestimated I suppose. The lure of the play doh and the shrink wrap was all too much for one woman, until the day things went a little wrong.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-5103982342131840342010-03-31T16:48:00.002+01:002010-03-31T16:58:30.118+01:00Pic: Tali-tubby...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i39.tinypic.com/2nc2rkn.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://i39.tinypic.com/2nc2rkn.jpg" width="522" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">How does this kind of thing come to exist?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Who found the person, happened to have the outfit, and a camera so that all this could be possible?!?!</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-22625850686432020352010-03-31T16:45:00.004+01:002010-03-31T16:58:18.182+01:00Pic: Pulling on Grandpa<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i40.tinypic.com/2aio9r6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="411" src="http://i40.tinypic.com/2aio9r6.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">There are a number of things wrong here. The frail man being dragged around a yard is the least of my concerns. The fine gut sported by the "dragger", the line of apparently waiting "draggers" and the bodies lying about in the top right hand corner. Bizarre.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-21926015903268225222010-03-30T20:12:00.001+01:002010-03-31T17:12:19.367+01:00Times be a changin'<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i39.tinypic.com/2cfxtlx.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="314" src="http://i39.tinypic.com/2cfxtlx.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>I have decided that things need to change around here. Consider it a Barack Obama style changathon, with lots of stating the word "Change", when in fact much (indeed everything) will be the same.<br />
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So think of it as r10t3r blog version 2.0, when really it is version 1.0 with gratuitous pictures of women included for no apparent reason.<br />
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Expect the inclusion of random crap, movies, games, lulz, unnecessary l33t $p34k etc...it's therefore business as usual.<br />
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I've missed you, as much as [Tiger Woods/John Terry/Insert Famous Person Here] misses "transgressions".Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-25979302833447809002010-03-30T20:00:00.005+01:002010-03-31T17:02:11.138+01:00Pic: Nasty barmaid<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="http://i43.tinypic.com/119pbht.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="http://i43.tinypic.com/119pbht.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Perhaps this is a bad case of the "beer goggles" kicking in?</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-90096413581608968312010-03-26T17:58:00.002+00:002010-03-31T17:12:30.085+01:00Fuel Prices<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://blog.autoworld.com.my/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fuel.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="133" src="http://blog.autoworld.com.my/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fuel.jpg" width="200" /></a></div>Angry about the constant rise in petrol prices? Strange that.<br />
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I'm furious.<br />
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At a time when this country cannot buy a Mr. Whippy from an ice cream van our government decides to rape us once again at the pumps.<br />
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Thanks so much.<br />
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People wonder why no one is rioting about quite how shit things are, and they are SHIT....<br />
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I've figured it out, a Molotov Cocktail would probably set you back about £10 to fill...it comes to something when amateur terrorism is no longer viable on the grounds of poverty.<br />
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And if you wanted to drink/smoke yourself to death? Nah, too expensive as well.<br />
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In fact...I'm amazed isn't suicide taxable. Death tax anyone?<br />
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So Gordon and Alistair...to you I say: "Great job".<br />
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We will just sit, miserable, waiting until we receive the news through the telescreen that everything is better than it has ever been. We will make sure we are thankful, for fear of being locked up indefinitely...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-26860617958824820902010-01-16T13:36:00.002+00:002010-03-31T17:02:34.611+01:00Video: Fat guy backflip. FAIL<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QCwHtCXBxeA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QCwHtCXBxeA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />
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There are fewer things funnier on a Saturday morning than seeing a fat man do gymnastics. Not only that, in a public place, this porky gentleman decides he needs to do a backflip. Like you do. Suffice to say, he falls flat on his face, gravity, as they say, is a bitch. Fail.<br />
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This college fool almost gets a sex-change after a rocket gets lodged in his trousers. He was very fortunate not to have a new asshole depth charged into his body.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855118160874471023.post-89303108772274466472010-01-09T12:27:00.001+00:002010-03-31T17:02:58.785+01:00Video: Snow car tow fail!<object height="265" width="320"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FDjmylmXxew&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FDjmylmXxew&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object><br />
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What with the current snow "gripping" the UK I thought I'd dig out a funny video of these idiots trying to tow a car. Watch as the truck gets totally destroyed by their inability to take their time and tie a rope in the right place. Imagine explaining this to your insurance agency!<br />
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Here's a collection of more snow driving fails for your entertainment:<br />
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Not sure whether to laugh or cry? I know that feeling, and probably so does the cameraman as well. It must have seemed like a good idea to get your disabled friends to go down the escalator backwards - that is until one man at the top rolls the entire way down, in a bouncing painful face first mess. Fail!<br />
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I apologise insincerely for my enforced absence, I've been to Belfast, Dublin and Berlin in the last few weeks and its meant that updates have took a beating. Normal service has now resumed.<br />
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I must point you in the direction of something that's keeping me from masturbation and killing endangered species for fun (often at the same time). <a href="http://www.obscureinternet.com/" target="_blank"><b>Obscure Internet</b></a><b> </b>is a great site that will soon become a nailed on "daily" for you. Don't forget to check out the<b> <a href="http://www.obscureinternet.com/forum/" target="_blank">forum</a></b> there as well, where I am trying my best to post boobies and obscure gaming references wherever possible.<br />
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<b>Video of the day:</b><br />
It has to be this laid back crazy guy texting on the motorway whilst riding his motorbike. Unbelievable.<br />
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<b>Game of the day: <a href="http://www.tribalwars.net/49790-en41.html">Tribalwars</a></b><br />
Holy shit what a great game. I've lost about 63 years of my life, 8 girlfriends, 2 thaiboys and so much self esteem playing this game that I must share it. Don't miss out on the awesomeness.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b>Forum post of the day:</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">You will have to cut me some slack here. Because I've awarded it, shamelessly I may add, to myself. This is because it's an awesome post detailing the most pathetic games anyone could admit to owning let alone playing.<b> </b>It's so amazing I'm thinking of suing the forum for stealing my ideas. Check out the <b><a href="http://www.obscureinternet.com/forum/index.php?topic=4905.0" target="_blank">greatest forum post in the world here.</a></b></div><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b>Blog of the day:</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The ever reliable <a href="http://www.c64glen.com/" target="_blank"><b>C64Glen </b></a>- particular highlights of late include the rewards that can be reaped from a secret santa demand being issued.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">"So long gayboys." </div><div class="zemanta-pixie" style="height: 15px; margin-top: 10px;"><a class="zemanta-pixie-a" href="http://reblog.zemanta.com/zemified/9c55e5b0-dd30-402d-8f48-af1e2b45a56a/" title="Reblog this post [with Zemanta]"><img alt="Reblog this post [with Zemanta]" class="zemanta-pixie-img" src="http://img.zemanta.com/reblog_b.png?x-id=9c55e5b0-dd30-402d-8f48-af1e2b45a56a" style="border: medium none; float: right;" /></a><span class="zem-script more-related pretty-attribution"><script defer="defer" src="http://static.zemanta.com/readside/loader.js" type="text/javascript">
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Guaranteed to be the strangest thing you will see today. I give you "dancing Pedro".Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0