He's the people's president, open admirer of the female form and the poster boy for elderly sex. But today it was announced Silvio Berlusconi is to stand trial for allegedly paying for sex and trying to get a certain girl ( Karima el-Mahroug) bailed from prison for theft. The charge is "abuse of power".  Not Overt Awesomeness as one might imagine. Here are pictures of some...

Holy crap what is the world coming to? Andy Gray has been sacked for doing probably what every man has ever done at some point.  I imagine everyone with a penis will be called in for a disciplinary at work on Monday.  It's not as though he's asking her to fellate him.  He at least had the decency to build up to that. And poor old Richard Keys.  How will...

The UK is in debt to the tune of 156 Billion Pounds.  And what with our new government seeing it appropriate to address just 6 (SIX?!) Billion of the debt, I thought that I would come up with a few cost saving ideas of my own.  As, frankly, a "pay freeze" for ministers just doesn't cut it... Halve MP's salaries.  If they cannot live on £30,000 a year for doing...